Humor me some 16 bars

lets bring a funny note to this so-called "dead forum"

here's my humorfied piece:

These Memories, damn i wish they could be replaced,
give me your hand," sure those were the last words that she said,
and out penned those numbers, 8 digits to be exact,
but the night i tried the number, "Engaged" was all i get,
a few more days later,i just had to try again,
no answers, the line keeps engaging the constant consent,
"The number you tried to call is not available Pls try again later"
But i cant wait no longer, now im beginning to even hate her,
had she given me the wrong number, another month i'll have to miss her,
and missed her i did, for she delayed till the next month and a week,
Then she mistakened me for a stranger when i holler out to my Bitch!
But i had always called her that, oh shit i hollered out to her twin,
And out comes the outcome two sisters bangin me,
And out comes the words, how do you even know me?
Then lastly i got to know she's having short term memory,
Damn memories, how i wished her ass could fit a thumbdrive's USB!

okay next person betta outwit me with much funny punches...

Tags: funny, punches

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Permalink Reply by Ahn'Q on August 21, 2009 at 11:20pm: Self-entertainer,stand-up jokes in the mirror
Laugh at my own stuff but its 1% on laugh-o-meter
Intellectual or lame comic,who am i trynna be?
Using overused acts like Arnold's diction parody?
Apparently,i am that kid with the seriousness
Only source that cracks me is The Simpson series
I gotta admit,i got a weird sense of humour
Stuck to "Mas-Selamat/Datang Malaysia",nothing newer.
Clowing-diversity=fewer,entertainment-level=lower
Are my jokes too clever,Or the people getting slower?
Features getting sour as i am labelled Lame,
Unfunny,Unorthodox the way i spark the flame
Yo,my name is Ahn,i got no jokes to spare
I dont wanna entertain,i just love the stare
Attention-seeker without any affection too.
It's my real pleasure to amuse an ear or two; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by thevillain on August 23, 2009 at 2:14am: Hyiak-Dish and Tyson went HAHA!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ahn'Q on August 23, 2009 at 2:31pm: HAHA! whut you mean btw?i dont geddit.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by El Genio on August 23, 2009 at 5:19pm: only sazz gets it... =.=; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ahn'Q on August 28, 2009 at 11:54pm: Im the puzzled penguin,Happy Feet-ing my fingers
Known for spitting fillers,super whackness at its finest
I am the nicest kid when it comes to bad lyrics
I run around the stage to nicely-shape my fat physique
Shed a few sweat,spread my pungent body odour
They say imma retard,yes,all due to this crazy disorder
i sleep and shit with my mind all rhyming
Flava Flav clock around my neck but still rapping off-timing; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by El Genio on August 29, 2009 at 7:17pm: Flava Flav clock around my neck but still rapping off-timing

thats dope, haha...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ahn'Q on August 30, 2009 at 7:36pm: I am the lonely clown,the fool and unsuccessful
Always in my bright outfit,impress the dressed-cool.
Perform in my own fest,but blessed with no skill.
How am i sposed to amuse these hearts-of-steel.
I've employed a coupla seals,one giant elephant,
One hairy bodied lady and Hercules thats elegant
Here are my elements for my future Wonder Circus
We are specially known for performing in circular-skirts
Pink shirts and yellow socks,red-striped around my belly
A Hypnotizer when i shake my stomach,move like jelly
You might see me in the Tele,with my curly moustache
with an army of manwhore all right beside me marched
Will be open in March,holla for pre-order tickets
Will cost you 60cents,comes with 4cents-worth biscuits
This is strictly underground,dont tell the police
This is the business world of Entertainment,pussies; ▶ Reply to This